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[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Toji,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a sweater that says 'Daddy Claus'. ]
Dear Toji,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a sweater that says 'Daddy Claus'. ]
Edited 2023-12-26 09:30 (UTC)
[ while some may have practiced some caution after that text, yuwon doesn't actually care. if he were the sort to actually be affected by threats, he doubts he would have made it as far in the tower as he had. but, his reckless streak aside, he gets there just on time, and he's impressed toji is also there. ]
You're on time. [ but, then he looks behind toji ....
and sighs at the vending machines. ] I'm not going to judge, but since you're here, I'm going to have you work. How far have you gone so far? [ outside of the base, he means. he figures that's a good place to start.
to be honest, he hasn't explored a lot, but at the same time, he's also not familiar geographically with japan, either, so the learning curve was a bit higher. ]
You're on time. [ but, then he looks behind toji ....
and sighs at the vending machines. ] I'm not going to judge, but since you're here, I'm going to have you work. How far have you gone so far? [ outside of the base, he means. he figures that's a good place to start.
to be honest, he hasn't explored a lot, but at the same time, he's also not familiar geographically with japan, either, so the learning curve was a bit higher. ]
You owe me a favor. That's the payment. Unless you'd rather I pay you in something else and we keep the favor as is. [ which he's also fine with, but yuwon was pretty relentless when it came to working someone for what they've agreed for. ... and even if they haven't really.
that said, he figures he wouldn't necessarily have to feel bad since this guy seemed fairly confident in his abilities, and for what he's confirmed thus far— knows the terrain. ] But, if you really want, I'll get you something to eat. [ he supposed even if someone owed him a favor, no one liked a boss who was cheap.
besides, he really didn't have anything better to spend his money on. it wans't like yuwon was the type who had a lot of vices or desires. ]
The bay? What about the opposite direction?
that said, he figures he wouldn't necessarily have to feel bad since this guy seemed fairly confident in his abilities, and for what he's confirmed thus far— knows the terrain. ] But, if you really want, I'll get you something to eat. [ he supposed even if someone owed him a favor, no one liked a boss who was cheap.
besides, he really didn't have anything better to spend his money on. it wans't like yuwon was the type who had a lot of vices or desires. ]
The bay? What about the opposite direction?
[ damn, why is he being used an atm here...
though, considering they barely had any actual uses for their kryptos, it wasn't any real skin off his back. he ponders on the geography, mentally marking off what the man says. ] Let's go. [ a pause. ] I'll even let you lead the way.
[ he says this like he's being generous here, but in reality, he figures the person who has the most familiarity with the terrain should be leading them. he wonders if those cities are in good in track, or if they were anything like the simulations.
who knew this would be his first time traveling in a place close to earth... ]
though, considering they barely had any actual uses for their kryptos, it wasn't any real skin off his back. he ponders on the geography, mentally marking off what the man says. ] Let's go. [ a pause. ] I'll even let you lead the way.
[ he says this like he's being generous here, but in reality, he figures the person who has the most familiarity with the terrain should be leading them. he wonders if those cities are in good in track, or if they were anything like the simulations.
who knew this would be his first time traveling in a place close to earth... ]
[ It took him a while to even acknowledge what happened, that his father had saved him. Megumi shouldn't even really be surprised, because it's not the first time he's been saved by him in some way (if that time in Shibuya even counts). It took even longer for him to work up the nerve to finally drop the man a messag.e ]
Hey.
Hey.
Shouldn't rewards depend on performance? [ per usual, yuwon doesn't think twice before making a quip back. he supposed this had been their relationship thus far, and it felt more comfortable to him than feigning friendship or camaraderie. ]
...
America...[ he repeats. before releasing a notable sigh. ]
Kim Yuwon isn't exactly an American name, but let's just say you're right. [ but, in a way, at least toji does manage to get the fact that he's from earth out of him. not that it was especially a secret, but he hasn't exactly made himself or his origins well known either. ]
...
America...[ he repeats. before releasing a notable sigh. ]
Kim Yuwon isn't exactly an American name, but let's just say you're right. [ but, in a way, at least toji does manage to get the fact that he's from earth out of him. not that it was especially a secret, but he hasn't exactly made himself or his origins well known either. ]
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